What's this gotta do with pigs and cows?

One day, 3 men were captured by a kung bushman.
The 3 men pleaded him to let him go so the Kung Bushman agreed to it but to one condition, they must come back with a fruit.
So he let them go and the first man came back with an apple.
The Kung Bushman commanded him to stuff that apple up his ass without laughing nor making a sound or else he would be killed.
The first man stuffed it up but he moaned in pain so he was killed.
So he went to heaven.
The second man came back with a longan.
He stuffed it up his ass and didn't make any sound.
However suddenly he laughed and so he was killed.
So he went to heaven too.
Suddenly the second man came back to the Kung Bushman.
The Kung Bushman asked, Why are you here again?
He said, I laughed cause I saw the third man with a durian.

If.....

Male Pig mates with female cow, you'll get Pow.

Male Cow mates with female pig, you'll get Cig

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Eat what?

Pigs provide:

Protein
There are 29 grams of protien per 100 grams of cooked lean pork. Choose pork for protein. Protein is critical for blah blah blah.....

Fat
There are 7.5 grams of fat per 100 grams of cooked lean pork. It may come as some surprise, but it is important to include fat as part of you daily diet. Fat supplies blah blah blah...

Energy
There are 191 calories per 100 grams of cooked lean pork. Food provides blah blah blah...

Cows provide:

I can't seemed to find it.. oh well FUCK THAT SHIT. JUST DAMMIT EAT BOTH YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Meh.

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Amar eat pigs and Sinlih eat cows
Amar eat pigs and sinlih eat cows